可可英语林克妈妈幽默故事
- 作者: a神话业务客服
- 来源: 数月亮
- 2020-10-24
<br>有一天,一个男人走进一家酒吧,后面跟着一只猪。这只猪的四只脚都没了,换成四根木棍当作假肢。
<br>店里的酒保就问这个男人：你的猪真奇怪,它为什么没有脚？
<br>男人答道：我这只猪可是很厉害的,想当初我们家还很穷,住在草屋里,结果这只猪在后院嗅东嗅西时,发现了石油,让我发了财,盖了洋房,又盖了
<br>游泳池。
<br>酒保惊讶的说不出话来,过了一会又问道：对了,那他的脚是怎么回事？
<br>男人说道：你知道,我这只猪可是很厉害的,有一天,我五岁的小孩独自一人在游泳池里溺水了,结果它跳进游泳池把我儿子叼了出来,还帮他作
<br>口对口人工呼吸！
<br>酒保更惊讶了,又问：那他的脚怎么会……？
<br>男人开始有点不耐烦：我说过了,这是一只很厉害的猪,有一天半夜我们家厨房失火,它摇醒全部的家人,并独自把火扑灭！！
<br>酒保：先生！我是问你你的猪为什么没有脚？
<br>男人一脸不悦的回答：如果你有一只这么厉害的猪……?你会一次把它吃完吗？
<br> One day, a man walked into a bar, followed by a pig. Pigs not only four legs, and replaced with artificial limbs as a four-stick.
<br> store the bartender asked the man: Your pig really strange, why not pin it?
<br> man replied: I only pigs but very powerful, I would like our family was also poor, living in the grass house, the outcome of this pig in the backyard olfactory olfactory East West, the discovery of oil, so I made a financial , built a house and built a
<br> swimming pool.
bartender <br> speechless surprise, after a while and asked: Yes, that is how his feet going on?
<br> man said: You know, I only pigs but very powerful, one day, I am a five-year-old child, who was drowned in the swimming pool, and the results of it to my son jumped into the swimming pool out Diao, also helped him to make
<br> mouth resuscitation!
bartender <br> more surprised, and asked: So how will his feet ... ...?
<br> men started a bit impatient: I said, this is a very far-pigs, the day when the kitchen fire in the middle of the night in our home, it摇醒all the family, and its own fire fight! !
<br> bartender: sir! I ask you why you did not pin the pig?
a look of displeasure <br> men answer: If you have a pig ... so much ...? you once you finished it？
I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
oh, I love you. for our country's next generation,let's fukc
<br>店里的酒保就问这个男人：你的猪真奇怪,它为什么没有脚？
<br>男人答道：我这只猪可是很厉害的,想当初我们家还很穷,住在草屋里,结果这只猪在后院嗅东嗅西时,发现了石油,让我发了财,盖了洋房,又盖了
<br>游泳池。
<br>酒保惊讶的说不出话来,过了一会又问道：对了,那他的脚是怎么回事？
<br>男人说道：你知道,我这只猪可是很厉害的,有一天,我五岁的小孩独自一人在游泳池里溺水了,结果它跳进游泳池把我儿子叼了出来,还帮他作
<br>口对口人工呼吸！
<br>酒保更惊讶了,又问：那他的脚怎么会……？
<br>男人开始有点不耐烦：我说过了,这是一只很厉害的猪,有一天半夜我们家厨房失火,它摇醒全部的家人,并独自把火扑灭！！
<br>酒保：先生！我是问你你的猪为什么没有脚？
<br>男人一脸不悦的回答：如果你有一只这么厉害的猪……?你会一次把它吃完吗？
<br> One day, a man walked into a bar, followed by a pig. Pigs not only four legs, and replaced with artificial limbs as a four-stick.
<br> store the bartender asked the man: Your pig really strange, why not pin it?
<br> man replied: I only pigs but very powerful, I would like our family was also poor, living in the grass house, the outcome of this pig in the backyard olfactory olfactory East West, the discovery of oil, so I made a financial , built a house and built a
<br> swimming pool.
bartender <br> speechless surprise, after a while and asked: Yes, that is how his feet going on?
<br> man said: You know, I only pigs but very powerful, one day, I am a five-year-old child, who was drowned in the swimming pool, and the results of it to my son jumped into the swimming pool out Diao, also helped him to make
<br> mouth resuscitation!
bartender <br> more surprised, and asked: So how will his feet ... ...?
<br> men started a bit impatient: I said, this is a very far-pigs, the day when the kitchen fire in the middle of the night in our home, it摇醒all the family, and its own fire fight! !
<br> bartender: sir! I ask you why you did not pin the pig?
a look of displeasure <br> men answer: If you have a pig ... so much ...? you once you finished it？
I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
oh, I love you. for our country's next generation,let's fukc
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