英语故事演讲稿三分钟 幽默
- 作者: 燃烧的腿毛50131341
- 来源: 数月亮
- 2021-05-07
Ladies and Gentlemen, Good morning! I’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech. Man’s life is a process of growing up, actually I’m standing here is a growth. If a person’s life must constituted by various choices, then I grow up along with these choices. Once I hope I can study in a college in future, however that’s passed, as you know I come here, now I wonder what the future holds for me. When I come to this school, I told to myself: this my near future, all starts here. Following I will learn to become a man, a integrated man, who has a fine body, can take on important task, has independent thought, an open mind, intensive thought, has the ability to judge right and wrong, has a perfect job. Once my teacher said :” you are not sewing, you are stylist; never forget which you should lay out to people is your thought, not craft.” I will put my personality with my interest and ability into my study, during these process I will combine learning with doing. If I can achieve this “future”, I think that I really grow up. And I deeply believe kindred, good-fellowship and love will perfection and happy in the future. How to say future? Maybe it’s a nice wish. Lets make up our minds, stick to it and surely well enjoy our life. 中文大意: 女士们，先生们，上午好。我很高兴在这里为大家作一个简短的讲话。 人的一生是一个成长的过程，事实上，我现在站在这里也是一次成长。如果一个人的一生必须面临不同的选择，那么我就是伴随着这些选择成长起来的。曾经我盼望将来能上大学，然而那已经过去了，现在我在这儿，只想知道我的未来会是什么样的。 当我来到这所学校，我告诉我自己：我不久的将来都从这里开始。接着我要学习如何做人，如何做一个正直的人，并且拥有一个健康的体魄，能承担重要的任务，能独立思考，思想开放，心思缜密，有判断是非的能力，有一份不错的工作。 我的老师曾经告诉我说：“你不是在修补而是在创造；永远不要忘记你向人们所展示的是你的思想，而不是你的手艺。”我会将我的性格，兴趣爱好和能力一起融入到学习中去。在这过程中，我边学习边实践。如果我能实现这个“未来”，我就认为我真的成长了。并且我深信我的亲人，好朋友以及爱会使我的未来更完美，更幸福。 如何来解释未来呢? 也许那只是一个美好的愿望。让我们下定决心，坚持到底，那我们的人生一定能过得很精彩。参考资料： http://edu.cctv.com/special/C18924/04/index.shtml
A Young Idler,An Old Beggar Almost everyone knows the famous Chinese saying：A young idler，an old beggar. Throughout history，we have seen many cases in which this saying has again and again proved to be true. It goes without saying that the youth is the best time of life，during which one's mental and physical states are at their peaks. It takes relatively less time and pains to learn or accept new things in a world full of changes and rapid developments. In addition，one is less likely to be under great pressure from career，family and health problems when young. Therefore，a fresh mind plus enormous energy will ensure success in different aspects of life. Of course，we all know：no pains，no gains. If we don't make every effort to make good use of the advantages youth brings us，it is impossible to achieve any goals. As students，we should now try our best to learn all the subjects well so that we can be well prepared for the challenges that we will face in the future. 少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲 几乎所有人都知道中国有一句老话:少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲.通过阅读历史,我们从一个又一个的案例当中得知,这句话被证实是真确的. 不用说都知道,在青年时期,人的智力和身体状况都是一生中最好的,这也是一个人一生中最好的时期.在这个处处都不停地转变,飞快地发展的世界里,年轻使人相对地用更少的时间去学习和领悟新知.在这时,很少人会困在从事业上来的压力下,家庭和健康问题也比较小(就是说不是没有--译者).所以,一个清醒的脑袋加上巨大的能量就会成就人生中不同方面的成功. 当然,我们都知道:没有挫折就没有获得.如果我们没有好好努力去利用年轻带给我们的优胜之处,那就没有可能获得任何的成功.作为中学生,我们应该做到最好去学好每一个科目,这样的话,我们就可以为将来即将面对的挑战做好准备.
火星上的生活
1.我们的行星地球正变得越来越拥挤，越来越受污染；我们可望重新开始，在火星上建立一个更好的家园；
2.首先，交通应当好得多；很快，航天飞机的速度将达到光速的一半；
3.人类要生存，就需要食物.水和空气；科学家希望使植物发展，能在火星上种植，以产生我们需要的食物和氧气；但是，还不能确定它们是否能产生水；
4。火星上的重力只相当于地球上的3/8，人们在火星上得穿上特制的靴子，以增加重量。
Our own planet,Earth,is becoming more and more crowded and polluted.Hopefully,we can start again and build a better world on Mars.First of all,transport should be much better.In a very short time,space shuttles will travel at half speed of light.Humans meed food,water and air to survive.Scientists hope to plants that can grow on Mars.These plants will produce the food and oxygen that we need.However,it is not certain if these plants will be able to produce water .The gravity on Mars is only about three-eights of the gravity on Earth.Humans on Mars would have to wear special boots to make themselves heavir.
有一对男女正在吃晚餐 那个女生一直问那个男生:你爱不爱我? 男生看了女生一眼又继续吃晚餐 女生很生气又再问了一次:你爱不爱我? 男生终于说:爱 女生又问:那你要怎么证明? 忽然男生从口袋里拿了三十元出来, 且问女生:你有没有十元? 女生拿了十元给了男生.. 男生就把四十元放在桌上 过了一会儿..... 女生很生气的问男生:你到底要不要证明你爱我啊 男生说我己经证明了啊!!! 四十摆在眼前！
Ladies and Gentlemen , Good afternoon! I’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech. today my topic is “youth”. I hope you will like it , and found the importance in your youth so that more cherish it. First I want to ask you some questions: 1、Do you know what is youth? 2、How do you master your youth? Youth is not a time of life, it is a state of mind ; it is not rosy cheeks , red lips and supple knees, it is a matter of the emotions : it is the freshness ; it is the freshness of the deep springs of life . Youth means a temperamental divdominance of courage over timidity of the appetite , for adventure over the love of ease. This often exists in a man of 60 more than a boy of 20 . Nobody grows old merely by a number of years . We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years wrinkle the skin , but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul . Worry , fear , self -distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust . Whether 60 of 16 , there is in every human being ‘s heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what’s next and the joy of the game of living . In the center of your heart and my heart there’s a wireless station : so long as it receives messages of beauty , hope ,cheer, courag先生们，下午好！我很高兴站在这里给你一个简短的发言。今天我的主题是“青年” 。我希望你能喜欢它，并发现的重要性在您的青年，使更多的珍惜。首先，我要问你几个问题： 1 ，你知道什么是青年？ 2 ，你如何掌握你的青春？青年是不是时间的生活，这是一种精神状态，它是不是玫瑰色的脸颊，红嘴唇，柔软的膝盖，这是一个情感：它是新鲜，这是新鲜的深海温泉的生活。青年是指气质divdominance了胆怯的勇气的食欲，对冒险的爱缓解。这往往存在于一个人的60多岁的男孩20 。没有人成长岁仅仅数年之久。我们变老的逃兵我们的理想。多年的皮肤起皱，但放弃热情皱纹的灵魂。担心，恐惧，自我信任弓箭的心脏和曲折的精神回尘埃。无论是60 16 ，但在每个人的心脏的诱惑奇观，食欲的不懈稚气的下一步和欢乐的游戏生活。在中心的心脏，我的心里有一个无线电台：只要它接收邮件的美丽，希望，欢呼，
A scrawny little fellow showed up at the lumber camp looking for work.″Just give me a chance to show you what I cando,″ he said to the head lumberjack.″All right,″ said the boss.″Take your ax and cut down that redwoodtree.″ Five minutes later the skinny guy was back.″Icut itdown,″ he said,″and split it up into lumber.″ The boss couldn＇t believe his eyes.″Where did you learn to cut trees likethat？″″The Sahara.″ The man answered.″The Sahara desert？″″Desert？Oh, sure, that＇s what they call itnow！″
一个瘦小的家伙到伐木区找工作。“给我一个机会,让我展示一下我能做什么。”他对木材商说。“好吧,”老板说：“拿上你的斧头,把那棵红木砍掉。”5分钟后,那皮包骨的家伙回来了。“我把它砍倒了,”他说：“还把它劈成了木材。”老板不相信自己的眼睛。“你从哪儿学来这么一手？”“在撒哈拉。”那人回答。“在撒哈拉沙漠？”“沙漠？噢,是的,现在人们这么叫它。”
On his very first sky diving attempt, Oscar leapt from the plane and pulled the rip cord. When the canopy failed to open, he tried his reserve chute, but that didn＇t work either. Saying a little prayer, he looked down to the ground below. To his amazement, a woman was rocketing up through the air toward him at the same speed he was falling.″Hey, do you know anything about parachutes？″ Oscar shouted desperately as they passed each other.″No,″she answered.″Do you know anything about gas grills？″
第一次尝试跳伞,奥斯卡跳出了飞机,拉开了曳索。降落伞没有打开。他又试着拉开备用伞,备用伞也没起作用。他祈祷了一会儿,向地面看去。让他吃惊的是,一个妇女在空中飞速上升,并以他降落的速度向他冲来。“喂,你知道怎么弄降落伞吗？”当他们擦肩而过时,奥斯卡绝望地喊道。“不,”她回答：“你懂煤气炉架吗？”
A Young Idler,An Old Beggar Almost everyone knows the famous Chinese saying：A young idler，an old beggar. Throughout history，we have seen many cases in which this saying has again and again proved to be true. It goes without saying that the youth is the best time of life，during which one's mental and physical states are at their peaks. It takes relatively less time and pains to learn or accept new things in a world full of changes and rapid developments. In addition，one is less likely to be under great pressure from career，family and health problems when young. Therefore，a fresh mind plus enormous energy will ensure success in different aspects of life. Of course，we all know：no pains，no gains. If we don't make every effort to make good use of the advantages youth brings us，it is impossible to achieve any goals. As students，we should now try our best to learn all the subjects well so that we can be well prepared for the challenges that we will face in the future. 少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲 几乎所有人都知道中国有一句老话:少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲.通过阅读历史,我们从一个又一个的案例当中得知,这句话被证实是真确的. 不用说都知道,在青年时期,人的智力和身体状况都是一生中最好的,这也是一个人一生中最好的时期.在这个处处都不停地转变,飞快地发展的世界里,年轻使人相对地用更少的时间去学习和领悟新知.在这时,很少人会困在从事业上来的压力下,家庭和健康问题也比较小(就是说不是没有--译者).所以,一个清醒的脑袋加上巨大的能量就会成就人生中不同方面的成功. 当然,我们都知道:没有挫折就没有获得.如果我们没有好好努力去利用年轻带给我们的优胜之处,那就没有可能获得任何的成功.作为中学生,我们应该做到最好去学好每一个科目,这样的话,我们就可以为将来即将面对的挑战做好准备.
火星上的生活
1.我们的行星地球正变得越来越拥挤，越来越受污染；我们可望重新开始，在火星上建立一个更好的家园；
2.首先，交通应当好得多；很快，航天飞机的速度将达到光速的一半；
3.人类要生存，就需要食物.水和空气；科学家希望使植物发展，能在火星上种植，以产生我们需要的食物和氧气；但是，还不能确定它们是否能产生水；
4。火星上的重力只相当于地球上的3/8，人们在火星上得穿上特制的靴子，以增加重量。
Our own planet,Earth,is becoming more and more crowded and polluted.Hopefully,we can start again and build a better world on Mars.First of all,transport should be much better.In a very short time,space shuttles will travel at half speed of light.Humans meed food,water and air to survive.Scientists hope to plants that can grow on Mars.These plants will produce the food and oxygen that we need.However,it is not certain if these plants will be able to produce water .The gravity on Mars is only about three-eights of the gravity on Earth.Humans on Mars would have to wear special boots to make themselves heavir.
有一对男女正在吃晚餐 那个女生一直问那个男生:你爱不爱我? 男生看了女生一眼又继续吃晚餐 女生很生气又再问了一次:你爱不爱我? 男生终于说:爱 女生又问:那你要怎么证明? 忽然男生从口袋里拿了三十元出来, 且问女生:你有没有十元? 女生拿了十元给了男生.. 男生就把四十元放在桌上 过了一会儿..... 女生很生气的问男生:你到底要不要证明你爱我啊 男生说我己经证明了啊!!! 四十摆在眼前！
Ladies and Gentlemen , Good afternoon! I’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech. today my topic is “youth”. I hope you will like it , and found the importance in your youth so that more cherish it. First I want to ask you some questions: 1、Do you know what is youth? 2、How do you master your youth? Youth is not a time of life, it is a state of mind ; it is not rosy cheeks , red lips and supple knees, it is a matter of the emotions : it is the freshness ; it is the freshness of the deep springs of life . Youth means a temperamental divdominance of courage over timidity of the appetite , for adventure over the love of ease. This often exists in a man of 60 more than a boy of 20 . Nobody grows old merely by a number of years . We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years wrinkle the skin , but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul . Worry , fear , self -distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust . Whether 60 of 16 , there is in every human being ‘s heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what’s next and the joy of the game of living . In the center of your heart and my heart there’s a wireless station : so long as it receives messages of beauty , hope ,cheer, courag先生们，下午好！我很高兴站在这里给你一个简短的发言。今天我的主题是“青年” 。我希望你能喜欢它，并发现的重要性在您的青年，使更多的珍惜。首先，我要问你几个问题： 1 ，你知道什么是青年？ 2 ，你如何掌握你的青春？青年是不是时间的生活，这是一种精神状态，它是不是玫瑰色的脸颊，红嘴唇，柔软的膝盖，这是一个情感：它是新鲜，这是新鲜的深海温泉的生活。青年是指气质divdominance了胆怯的勇气的食欲，对冒险的爱缓解。这往往存在于一个人的60多岁的男孩20 。没有人成长岁仅仅数年之久。我们变老的逃兵我们的理想。多年的皮肤起皱，但放弃热情皱纹的灵魂。担心，恐惧，自我信任弓箭的心脏和曲折的精神回尘埃。无论是60 16 ，但在每个人的心脏的诱惑奇观，食欲的不懈稚气的下一步和欢乐的游戏生活。在中心的心脏，我的心里有一个无线电台：只要它接收邮件的美丽，希望，欢呼，
A scrawny little fellow showed up at the lumber camp looking for work.″Just give me a chance to show you what I cando,″ he said to the head lumberjack.″All right,″ said the boss.″Take your ax and cut down that redwoodtree.″ Five minutes later the skinny guy was back.″Icut itdown,″ he said,″and split it up into lumber.″ The boss couldn＇t believe his eyes.″Where did you learn to cut trees likethat？″″The Sahara.″ The man answered.″The Sahara desert？″″Desert？Oh, sure, that＇s what they call itnow！″
一个瘦小的家伙到伐木区找工作。“给我一个机会,让我展示一下我能做什么。”他对木材商说。“好吧,”老板说：“拿上你的斧头,把那棵红木砍掉。”5分钟后,那皮包骨的家伙回来了。“我把它砍倒了,”他说：“还把它劈成了木材。”老板不相信自己的眼睛。“你从哪儿学来这么一手？”“在撒哈拉。”那人回答。“在撒哈拉沙漠？”“沙漠？噢,是的,现在人们这么叫它。”
On his very first sky diving attempt, Oscar leapt from the plane and pulled the rip cord. When the canopy failed to open, he tried his reserve chute, but that didn＇t work either. Saying a little prayer, he looked down to the ground below. To his amazement, a woman was rocketing up through the air toward him at the same speed he was falling.″Hey, do you know anything about parachutes？″ Oscar shouted desperately as they passed each other.″No,″she answered.″Do you know anything about gas grills？″
第一次尝试跳伞,奥斯卡跳出了飞机,拉开了曳索。降落伞没有打开。他又试着拉开备用伞,备用伞也没起作用。他祈祷了一会儿,向地面看去。让他吃惊的是,一个妇女在空中飞速上升,并以他降落的速度向他冲来。“喂,你知道怎么弄降落伞吗？”当他们擦肩而过时,奥斯卡绝望地喊道。“不,”她回答：“你懂煤气炉架吗？”
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