英语幽默故事微盘下载
- 作者: 記住莪給妳嘚承諾
- 来源: 数月亮
- 2021-08-21
101.A Gentle Reminder
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"
Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats
译文：101.A温柔提醒
已经结婚了很长一段时间，我丈夫有时需要有一个温和的提醒一个特殊的场合。上午我们35周年，我们坐在早餐桌上当我暗示， “亲爱的，你是否意识到，我们一直坐在这些相同的两个席位整整35年？ ”
放下报纸，他看着我直说， “因此，要切换席位
102. I Understand Him
While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.
"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying.
"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly
A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"
"I'm a dentist," my husband explained.
102 。我理解他
虽然吃的一家餐馆，我训斥我4岁的儿子讲他的嘴里。 “ Mump乌曼Kmpfhm ， ”是我听到的所有。
“德鲁说： ”我骂， “没有人能理解一个词你是怎么说的。
“他说，他希望一些番茄酱， ”我的丈夫说：冷静
一名妇女坐在附近俯身问道： “如何在世界上没有你了解他吗？ ”
“我是牙科医生， ”我的丈夫解释。
106. Im the Only Driver
A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed.
"Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, "you can't catch it ! "
"I must," the young fellow said, out of breath, "because I'm only driver of the bus.
。林唯一的司机
短期年轻男子被误点的巴士是满乘客。但是，巴士仍跑在一个伟大的速度。
“停止，停止， ”一名乘客望着窗外，并大声的年轻男子， “你不能赶上了！ ”
“我必须”的小伙子说，上气不接下气， “因为我只是驱动的公共汽车。
A Gentle Reminder
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"
Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"
Notes:
(1) reminder n. 提醒
(2) anniversary n.周年纪念
(3) hint v.暗示
(4) switch v.改变
Exercises:
根据短文选择正确答案：
① How long had the couple been married?
A. 33 years
B. 34 years
C. 35 years
D. 36 years
② When did the wife try to hint to her husband?
A. in the morning
B. at noon
C. in the afternoon
D. in the evening
③ What was the husband doing when his wife hinted to him?
A. He was reading the newspaper.
B. He was sweeping the floor. ,
C. He was cooking.
D. He was repairing the chairs.
④ The husband thought that his wife wanted to_____ .
A. change the old chairs to new ones
B. abandon the old chairs
C. exchange each other's seat
D. read his newspaper
⑤ The wife hinted to her husband that_____ .
A. they should celebrate their 35th wedding anniversary
B. they should change their old chairs to new ones
C. they should exchange their seats
D. they should buy another table
101.委婉提醒
婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗？”
他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：“因此，你想交换座位吗？”
英文幽默哲理小故事：
父子二人经过五星级饭店门口，看到一辆十分豪华的进口轿车。
儿子不屑地对他的父亲说：「坐这种车的人，肚子里一定没有学问！」
父亲则轻描淡写地回答：说这种话的人，口袋里一定没有钱
（注：你对事情的看法，是不是也反映出你内心真正的态度？）
afterhisfatherfive-starhoteldoorandsawaveryluxuryimportedcars.
sonofdisdainforhisfather,said:"thepeoplewhotakesuchavehicle,necessarilymoyouxuewenstomach!"
fatheransweredlightly:saysuchthings,certainlynomoneypocket
(note:yourviewofthings,isnotitalsoreflectstherealattitudeofyourheart?)
letmetakeitdown
anelephantsaidtoamouse,"nodoubtthatyouarethesmallestzndmostuselessthingthatihaveeverseen."
"pless,sayitagain.letmetakeitdown."themousesaid."iwilltellafleawhatiknow."
为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。
teacher:whyareyoulateforschooleverymorning?
tom:everytimeicometothecorner,asignsays,"school-goslow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
（只为成功找方法，不为失败找理由）
one man, airport, filling up some documents
question 1: full name
answer: andy lee
question 2: date of birth
answer: 27/8/1966
question 3: nationality
answer: Chinese
question 4: sex
answer: twice a week
.........
:) 很简单 需要翻译么?????
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"
Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats
译文：101.A温柔提醒
已经结婚了很长一段时间，我丈夫有时需要有一个温和的提醒一个特殊的场合。上午我们35周年，我们坐在早餐桌上当我暗示， “亲爱的，你是否意识到，我们一直坐在这些相同的两个席位整整35年？ ”
放下报纸，他看着我直说， “因此，要切换席位
102. I Understand Him
While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.
"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying.
"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly
A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"
"I'm a dentist," my husband explained.
102 。我理解他
虽然吃的一家餐馆，我训斥我4岁的儿子讲他的嘴里。 “ Mump乌曼Kmpfhm ， ”是我听到的所有。
“德鲁说： ”我骂， “没有人能理解一个词你是怎么说的。
“他说，他希望一些番茄酱， ”我的丈夫说：冷静
一名妇女坐在附近俯身问道： “如何在世界上没有你了解他吗？ ”
“我是牙科医生， ”我的丈夫解释。
106. Im the Only Driver
A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed.
"Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, "you can't catch it ! "
"I must," the young fellow said, out of breath, "because I'm only driver of the bus.
。林唯一的司机
短期年轻男子被误点的巴士是满乘客。但是，巴士仍跑在一个伟大的速度。
“停止，停止， ”一名乘客望着窗外，并大声的年轻男子， “你不能赶上了！ ”
“我必须”的小伙子说，上气不接下气， “因为我只是驱动的公共汽车。
A Gentle Reminder
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"
Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"
Notes:
(1) reminder n. 提醒
(2) anniversary n.周年纪念
(3) hint v.暗示
(4) switch v.改变
Exercises:
根据短文选择正确答案：
① How long had the couple been married?
A. 33 years
B. 34 years
C. 35 years
D. 36 years
② When did the wife try to hint to her husband?
A. in the morning
B. at noon
C. in the afternoon
D. in the evening
③ What was the husband doing when his wife hinted to him?
A. He was reading the newspaper.
B. He was sweeping the floor. ,
C. He was cooking.
D. He was repairing the chairs.
④ The husband thought that his wife wanted to_____ .
A. change the old chairs to new ones
B. abandon the old chairs
C. exchange each other's seat
D. read his newspaper
⑤ The wife hinted to her husband that_____ .
A. they should celebrate their 35th wedding anniversary
B. they should change their old chairs to new ones
C. they should exchange their seats
D. they should buy another table
101.委婉提醒
婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗？”
他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：“因此，你想交换座位吗？”
英文幽默哲理小故事：
父子二人经过五星级饭店门口，看到一辆十分豪华的进口轿车。
儿子不屑地对他的父亲说：「坐这种车的人，肚子里一定没有学问！」
父亲则轻描淡写地回答：说这种话的人，口袋里一定没有钱
（注：你对事情的看法，是不是也反映出你内心真正的态度？）
afterhisfatherfive-starhoteldoorandsawaveryluxuryimportedcars.
sonofdisdainforhisfather,said:"thepeoplewhotakesuchavehicle,necessarilymoyouxuewenstomach!"
fatheransweredlightly:saysuchthings,certainlynomoneypocket
(note:yourviewofthings,isnotitalsoreflectstherealattitudeofyourheart?)
letmetakeitdown
anelephantsaidtoamouse,"nodoubtthatyouarethesmallestzndmostuselessthingthatihaveeverseen."
"pless,sayitagain.letmetakeitdown."themousesaid."iwilltellafleawhatiknow."
为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。
teacher:whyareyoulateforschooleverymorning?
tom:everytimeicometothecorner,asignsays,"school-goslow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
（只为成功找方法，不为失败找理由）
one man, airport, filling up some documents
question 1: full name
answer: andy lee
question 2: date of birth
answer: 27/8/1966
question 3: nationality
answer: Chinese
question 4: sex
answer: twice a week
.........
:) 很简单 需要翻译么?????
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