英语动物小故事3分钟幽默

一只导盲狗Seeing-Eye Dog

A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.

The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog.

A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"

The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies,

"To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."

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　　一个女人要达到她的丈夫对他的流动电话，但发现她是不可能的信贷;她指示她的儿子用他自己的手机通过各地紧急信息，爸爸谁是施工现场。

经过她的儿子曾要求他回到木乃伊以infrom她说，这是一个女的选择了爸爸的电话的3倍，他试图达成爸爸的手机。妇女！她不耐烦地watied她的丈夫返回施工现场。时刻，她的目光他，她给了他一个非常炎热slap.while该名男子正试图问为什么，她重复了slap.people从周围邻居送往知道的原因他。

该名男子问他的儿子告诉大家什么夫人对他说，当他呼吁，他说： “你的人数正在通话无法到达的moment.please稍后再试” 。