猫和老鼠的幽默故事英语

The cat, because life forced open in the fox, "Evening Primrose" luxury nightclub when Banv. Mice do real estate business, the past few years by drilling state law loopholes, tax evasion has become wealthy. One night, mouse suits and ties, driving a "Big Ben" came "Primrose." His toe into the high gas expensive nightclubs, night package specified to the cat. Did not think cats are unwilling to do, mice with rage, shouted to the cat, "I remember not that when I catch you catch a very tough battle? Today, I bring it to you, but you cannot up it!"

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　　一對新婚不久的年輕夫妻，收到釵h親朋好友送的結婚禮物，其中，有一個信封，裡面只是裝著兩張電影票和一張小紙條，小紙條上面只寫了五個小字：猜猜我是誰？ 這對夫妻想了半天就是想不出來。誰會送電影票給他們呢？「算了吧！乾脆不要想了，既然人家是一番好意，我們今天晚上就去看電影好 了。」先生對太太說。 等看完電影，小兩口回到家時，可真是大吃一驚，因為家裡遭小偷光顧，把所有貴重值錢的東西都搬光了。 最後在飯桌上發現一張字條，上面寫著：猜出我是誰了吧！ 猫和老鼠的笑话没有，看下这个吧。