英语幽默故事演讲比赛
- 作者: 少年先疯对队长
- 来源: 数月亮
- 2020-10-25
When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, "When you bow to somebody next time, you can count 'January, February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, the ceremony will be perfect.
The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that it made his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his uncle gone . So he asked the passer, "Which month did he go away?杰克给人鞠躬，飞快地一点头，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂礼貌。于是便有好心的人教他说，“下次鞠躬的时候，你就在心里数：正月、二月、……一直数到十二月为止，然后再直起身来。这样，礼节就周全了。”第二天，杰克见到他的叔叔，他便如法炮制。这躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一惊，赶紧逃开了。杰克抬头一看，其叔早已不知去向，他便问过路人：“我叔叔几月走的？”
Fox and cock
One morning a fox sees a cock.He
think,"This is my breakfast.''
He comes up to the cock and says,"I know
you can sing very well.Can you sing for me?''The
cock is glad.He closes his eyes and begins
to sing.The fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and carries him away.
The people in the field see the fox.They cry,"Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away.''The cock says to the fox,"Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock away.Tell them it is yours.Not theirs.''
The fox opens his mouth ang says,"The cock is mine,not yours.''Just then the cock runs away from the fox and flies into the tree.
狐狸和公鸡
一天早上，一只狐狸看到了一只公鸡。他想：这是我的早餐。
他朝公鸡走来，对他说：“我知道，你能唱得非常好听，你能唱给我听么？”公鸡很高兴。他闭上眼睛开始唱歌。狐狸看到这些抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了。
在田地里的人们看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：“看，看！狐狸抓住公鸡逃走了。”公鸡对狐狸说：“狐狸先生，你能理解么？人们认为你叼走了公鸡。告诉他们这是你的，不是他们的。”
狐狸张开她的嘴说：“公鸡是我的，不是你们的。”就在那时，。公鸡跑到了树底下。
A Simple Gesture
by Jackie Sagner
A little boy selling magazines for school walked up to a house that people rarely visited. The house was very old and run down and the owner hardly ever came out. When he did come out he would not say hello to neighbors or passers by but simply just glare at them.
The boy knocked on the door and waited, sweating from fear of the old man. The boy's parents told him to stay away from the house, a lot of the other neighborhood children were told the same from their parents.
As he was ready to walk away, the door slowly opened. " What do you want?" the old man said. The little boy was very afraid but he had a quota to meet for school with selling the magazines.
"Uh, sir, I uh am selling these magazines and uh I was wondering if you would like to buy one." The old man just stared at the boy. The boy could see inside the old man's house and saw that he had dog figurines on the fireplace mantle. "Do you collect dogs?" the little boy asked. "Yes, I have many collectibles in my house, they are my family here, they are all I have." The boy then felt sorry for the man, as it seemed that he was a very lonely soul. "Well, I do have a magazine here for collectors, it is perfect for you, I also have one about dogs since you like dogs so much." The old man was ready to close the door on the boy and said, "No boy, I don't need any magazines of any kind, now goodbye."
The little boy was sad that he was not going to make his quota with the sale. He was also sad for the old man being so alone in the big house that he owned. The boy went home and then had an idea. He had a little dog figure that he got some years ago from an aunt. The figurine did not mean nearly as much to him since he had a real live dog and a large family. The boy headed back down to the old man's house with the figurine. He knocked on the door again and this time the old man came right to the door. "Boy, I thought I told you no magazines."
"No, sir I know that, I wanted to bring you a gift." The boy handed him the figurine and the old man's face lit up. "It is a Golden Retriever, I have one at home, this one is for you." The old man was simply stunned; no one had ever given him such a gift and shown him so much kindness. "Boy, you have a big heart, why are you doing this?" The boy smiled at the man and said, "Because you like dogs."
From that day on the old man started coming out of the house and acknowledging people. He and the boy became friends; the boy even brought his dog to see the man weekly.
This simple gesture changed both of their lives forever.
一个励志类的小故事，不知LZ是否满意
金发美眉和出租车 我开车上班。应该注意的是，我的车不差，作为出租车，这款是非常强调他人舒适性的，令人如沐春风。甜蜜的早晨预感就有艳遇，真是奇迹，果然碰到穿着比基尼的翘臀金发美眉。我停车让她开门。 她举止优雅，没看我，用带有魔力的声音向我问早。 我回说早，带些微嘲弄和欣喜的，“你好么，感觉怎样”我继续为仙女而着迷。 ---“还好，谢谢”两人关系愉快的进展着。 ----“我昨天整晚都梦到你”突然我的这位美眉乘客说。 顿时，我荷尔蒙汹涌澎湃，我还能怎么回答呢，傻乎乎地咯咯笑讲了句很天才的话：“你知道么，我有预感今天遇见你。” 突然，她变得很奇怪，用她的眼睛悲哀地看着我，却对着别的地方空气说：“对不起，亲爱的，我进出租车了，现在不方便说话，晚点再打给你..." The Blonde and Taxi I go to work by my car. It should be noted that the car I have not the poor, and as a taxi, this model can be used only crazy altruist madly loving people. Like mood wow, the sun is shining, spring feel. Heart of the morning sweet make a noise in anticipation of romance and here it is ... miracle ... Should voting kick-ass blonde with a figure of the goddess of the "mini-bikini." I stop, she opens the right front door. Gracefully makes her divine body and happily not looking at me with a magical voice says: - "Hello" - "Hello" a little twit and delighted at the unexpected familiarity I replied. - "How are you doing, how you feel?" continues to fascinate me, fairy. - "Nothing, thank you!" happily support the rapidly developing relationship. - "And you all last night I dreamed." Suddenly said my prelesnaya passenger. What else could I respond in a sudden started hormonal surge. I stupidly giggled and gave a brilliant phrase - "You know, I also foresaw a meeting today with you." Suddenly she seemed strangely and sadly looked at me with his eyes and says somewhere in the emptiness - "I'm sorry dear, I've sat in a taxi, I am not now very easy to talk, I'll call you later ..."
The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that it made his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his uncle gone . So he asked the passer, "Which month did he go away?杰克给人鞠躬，飞快地一点头，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂礼貌。于是便有好心的人教他说，“下次鞠躬的时候，你就在心里数：正月、二月、……一直数到十二月为止，然后再直起身来。这样，礼节就周全了。”第二天，杰克见到他的叔叔，他便如法炮制。这躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一惊，赶紧逃开了。杰克抬头一看，其叔早已不知去向，他便问过路人：“我叔叔几月走的？”
Fox and cock
One morning a fox sees a cock.He
think,"This is my breakfast.''
He comes up to the cock and says,"I know
you can sing very well.Can you sing for me?''The
cock is glad.He closes his eyes and begins
to sing.The fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and carries him away.
The people in the field see the fox.They cry,"Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away.''The cock says to the fox,"Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock away.Tell them it is yours.Not theirs.''
The fox opens his mouth ang says,"The cock is mine,not yours.''Just then the cock runs away from the fox and flies into the tree.
狐狸和公鸡
一天早上，一只狐狸看到了一只公鸡。他想：这是我的早餐。
他朝公鸡走来，对他说：“我知道，你能唱得非常好听，你能唱给我听么？”公鸡很高兴。他闭上眼睛开始唱歌。狐狸看到这些抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了。
在田地里的人们看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：“看，看！狐狸抓住公鸡逃走了。”公鸡对狐狸说：“狐狸先生，你能理解么？人们认为你叼走了公鸡。告诉他们这是你的，不是他们的。”
狐狸张开她的嘴说：“公鸡是我的，不是你们的。”就在那时，。公鸡跑到了树底下。
A Simple Gesture
by Jackie Sagner
A little boy selling magazines for school walked up to a house that people rarely visited. The house was very old and run down and the owner hardly ever came out. When he did come out he would not say hello to neighbors or passers by but simply just glare at them.
The boy knocked on the door and waited, sweating from fear of the old man. The boy's parents told him to stay away from the house, a lot of the other neighborhood children were told the same from their parents.
As he was ready to walk away, the door slowly opened. " What do you want?" the old man said. The little boy was very afraid but he had a quota to meet for school with selling the magazines.
"Uh, sir, I uh am selling these magazines and uh I was wondering if you would like to buy one." The old man just stared at the boy. The boy could see inside the old man's house and saw that he had dog figurines on the fireplace mantle. "Do you collect dogs?" the little boy asked. "Yes, I have many collectibles in my house, they are my family here, they are all I have." The boy then felt sorry for the man, as it seemed that he was a very lonely soul. "Well, I do have a magazine here for collectors, it is perfect for you, I also have one about dogs since you like dogs so much." The old man was ready to close the door on the boy and said, "No boy, I don't need any magazines of any kind, now goodbye."
The little boy was sad that he was not going to make his quota with the sale. He was also sad for the old man being so alone in the big house that he owned. The boy went home and then had an idea. He had a little dog figure that he got some years ago from an aunt. The figurine did not mean nearly as much to him since he had a real live dog and a large family. The boy headed back down to the old man's house with the figurine. He knocked on the door again and this time the old man came right to the door. "Boy, I thought I told you no magazines."
"No, sir I know that, I wanted to bring you a gift." The boy handed him the figurine and the old man's face lit up. "It is a Golden Retriever, I have one at home, this one is for you." The old man was simply stunned; no one had ever given him such a gift and shown him so much kindness. "Boy, you have a big heart, why are you doing this?" The boy smiled at the man and said, "Because you like dogs."
From that day on the old man started coming out of the house and acknowledging people. He and the boy became friends; the boy even brought his dog to see the man weekly.
This simple gesture changed both of their lives forever.
一个励志类的小故事，不知LZ是否满意
金发美眉和出租车 我开车上班。应该注意的是，我的车不差，作为出租车，这款是非常强调他人舒适性的，令人如沐春风。甜蜜的早晨预感就有艳遇，真是奇迹，果然碰到穿着比基尼的翘臀金发美眉。我停车让她开门。 她举止优雅，没看我，用带有魔力的声音向我问早。 我回说早，带些微嘲弄和欣喜的，“你好么，感觉怎样”我继续为仙女而着迷。 ---“还好，谢谢”两人关系愉快的进展着。 ----“我昨天整晚都梦到你”突然我的这位美眉乘客说。 顿时，我荷尔蒙汹涌澎湃，我还能怎么回答呢，傻乎乎地咯咯笑讲了句很天才的话：“你知道么，我有预感今天遇见你。” 突然，她变得很奇怪，用她的眼睛悲哀地看着我，却对着别的地方空气说：“对不起，亲爱的，我进出租车了，现在不方便说话，晚点再打给你..." The Blonde and Taxi I go to work by my car. It should be noted that the car I have not the poor, and as a taxi, this model can be used only crazy altruist madly loving people. Like mood wow, the sun is shining, spring feel. Heart of the morning sweet make a noise in anticipation of romance and here it is ... miracle ... Should voting kick-ass blonde with a figure of the goddess of the "mini-bikini." I stop, she opens the right front door. Gracefully makes her divine body and happily not looking at me with a magical voice says: - "Hello" - "Hello" a little twit and delighted at the unexpected familiarity I replied. - "How are you doing, how you feel?" continues to fascinate me, fairy. - "Nothing, thank you!" happily support the rapidly developing relationship. - "And you all last night I dreamed." Suddenly said my prelesnaya passenger. What else could I respond in a sudden started hormonal surge. I stupidly giggled and gave a brilliant phrase - "You know, I also foresaw a meeting today with you." Suddenly she seemed strangely and sadly looked at me with his eyes and says somewhere in the emptiness - "I'm sorry dear, I've sat in a taxi, I am not now very easy to talk, I'll call you later ..."
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