中国幽默故事 tall hat
- 作者: Monster丶YL
- 来源: 数月亮
- 2020-10-10
英语幽默小故事 A Boy with a Big Head
"Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes."
"Where is the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one-use your hat
大头娃娃
一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道：“他们都取笑我，说我脑袋大。” “别听他们的，”他母亲安慰道，“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，别哭了，去商店买十斤土豆来。”
“购物袋在哪儿？”
“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”
"i haven't got one-use your hat 大头娃娃 一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道，别哭了。” “别听他们的，”他母亲安慰道，“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，说我脑袋大。” “购物袋在哪儿?"英语幽默小故事 a boy with a big head "where is the shopping bag;don'，去商店买十斤土豆来;t listen to them," his mother said：“他们都取笑我, "you have a beautiful head. now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes." "？” “没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
"Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes."
"Where is the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one-use your hat
大头娃娃
一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道：“他们都取笑我，说我脑袋大。” “别听他们的，”他母亲安慰道，“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，别哭了，去商店买十斤土豆来。”
“购物袋在哪儿？”
“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”
"i haven't got one-use your hat 大头娃娃 一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道，别哭了。” “别听他们的，”他母亲安慰道，“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，说我脑袋大。” “购物袋在哪儿?"英语幽默小故事 a boy with a big head "where is the shopping bag;don'，去商店买十斤土豆来;t listen to them," his mother said：“他们都取笑我, "you have a beautiful head. now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes." "？” “没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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