150词英语幽默故事
- 作者: 我的它舔着她的它
- 来源: 数月亮
- 2020-09-30
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"
一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?"
http://www.yykt.net/Article/h/a/List_2.html
这里是笑话的
http://www.enread.com/essays/list_1.html这里是一些英语的美文
http://www.for68.com/web/seyy_gs/more.asp?page=13&ac=2277 这里是一些少儿英语故事,比较有意思.
你可以去看一下的
so 常构成 so ＋adj＋a/an＋n的用法。如so good a day。多好和一天。so many books。如此多的书。 我个人认为too常接不好方面的形容词，very常接好的方面的形容词。如 it is too hot today。 that man is too bad your spoken english is very good
选择一下吧：
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”
The mean man's party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
吝啬鬼请客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。
The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
医生住在楼下
“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。
“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”
他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”
公园里有三只蝴蝶，一只是红的，一只是黄的，还有一只是白的。它们每天在公园里跳舞，做游戏，它们玩得真高兴。
There are three butterflies in a garden.One is red,one is yellow and another is white.Everyday,they play and dance in the garden.They are very happy.
text-wav\英语故事演讲\101三只蝴蝶.wav
那天，正当他们玩的时候，忽然下起雨来了，它们一起飞到红花那里。“红花，红花，让我们进来吧，让我们进来吧！”“红蝴蝶进来，黄蝴蝶、白蝴蝶出去。”“我们都是好朋友，要来一块儿来，要走一块儿走。”
One day,when they are playing,it rains.They fly to the red flower."Red flower,red flower,please let us come in,please let us come in.""The red one can come in.The yellow and white ones go away.""We are good friends.We will come together and go together."
text-wav\英语故事演讲\102三只蝴蝶.wav
它们一起飞到黄花那里。“黄花，黄花，让我们进来吧，让我们进来吧！”“黄蝴蝶进来，红蝴蝶、白蝴蝶出去。”“我们都是好朋友，要来一块儿来，要走一块儿走。”
They fly to the yellow flower."Yellow flower,yellow flower,please let us come in,please let us come in.""The yellow one can come.The red and white ones go away.""We are good friends.We will come together and go together."
text-wav\英语故事演讲\103三只蝴蝶.wav
它们一起飞到白花那里。“白花，白花，让我们进来吧，让我们进来吧！”“白蝴蝶进来，红蝴蝶、黄蝴蝶出去。”“我们都是好朋友，要来一块儿来，要走一块儿走。”
They fly to the white flower."White flower,white flower,please let us come in,please let us come in.""The white one can come.The red and yellow ones go away.""We are good friends.We will come together and go together."
text-wav\英语故事演讲\104三只蝴蝶.wav
太阳出来了，雨停了，三只蝴蝶又在公园里跳舞、做游戏，它们幸福又愉快。
The sun rises,and the rain stops.The three butterflies are playing and dancing again.They are happy and gay.
text-wav\英语故事演讲\105三只蝴蝶.wav
一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?"
http://www.yykt.net/Article/h/a/List_2.html
这里是笑话的
http://www.enread.com/essays/list_1.html这里是一些英语的美文
http://www.for68.com/web/seyy_gs/more.asp?page=13&ac=2277 这里是一些少儿英语故事,比较有意思.
你可以去看一下的
so 常构成 so ＋adj＋a/an＋n的用法。如so good a day。多好和一天。so many books。如此多的书。 我个人认为too常接不好方面的形容词，very常接好的方面的形容词。如 it is too hot today。 that man is too bad your spoken english is very good
选择一下吧：
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”
The mean man's party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
吝啬鬼请客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。
The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
医生住在楼下
“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。
“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”
他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”
公园里有三只蝴蝶，一只是红的，一只是黄的，还有一只是白的。它们每天在公园里跳舞，做游戏，它们玩得真高兴。
There are three butterflies in a garden.One is red,one is yellow and another is white.Everyday,they play and dance in the garden.They are very happy.
text-wav\英语故事演讲\101三只蝴蝶.wav
那天，正当他们玩的时候，忽然下起雨来了，它们一起飞到红花那里。“红花，红花，让我们进来吧，让我们进来吧！”“红蝴蝶进来，黄蝴蝶、白蝴蝶出去。”“我们都是好朋友，要来一块儿来，要走一块儿走。”
One day,when they are playing,it rains.They fly to the red flower."Red flower,red flower,please let us come in,please let us come in.""The red one can come in.The yellow and white ones go away.""We are good friends.We will come together and go together."
text-wav\英语故事演讲\102三只蝴蝶.wav
它们一起飞到黄花那里。“黄花，黄花，让我们进来吧，让我们进来吧！”“黄蝴蝶进来，红蝴蝶、白蝴蝶出去。”“我们都是好朋友，要来一块儿来，要走一块儿走。”
They fly to the yellow flower."Yellow flower,yellow flower,please let us come in,please let us come in.""The yellow one can come.The red and white ones go away.""We are good friends.We will come together and go together."
text-wav\英语故事演讲\103三只蝴蝶.wav
它们一起飞到白花那里。“白花，白花，让我们进来吧，让我们进来吧！”“白蝴蝶进来，红蝴蝶、黄蝴蝶出去。”“我们都是好朋友，要来一块儿来，要走一块儿走。”
They fly to the white flower."White flower,white flower,please let us come in,please let us come in.""The white one can come.The red and yellow ones go away.""We are good friends.We will come together and go together."
text-wav\英语故事演讲\104三只蝴蝶.wav
太阳出来了，雨停了，三只蝴蝶又在公园里跳舞、做游戏，它们幸福又愉快。
The sun rises,and the rain stops.The three butterflies are playing and dancing again.They are happy and gay.
text-wav\英语故事演讲\105三只蝴蝶.wav
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